Twat Swatter

The Girl's version of a cock blocker.
A girl that prevents another girl from getting some dick.

Julie, what the fuck i was about to get some dick. You're such a twat swatter!

by BFlizzle May 18, 2009

Twat Face

a moderator in a group who has dictator-like qualities. they often ban active members who disagree with the mod's point of view. they delete entries at will, thus denying the people of our freedom of speech.known to have no sense of humor, they insist that everyone use proper 'netiquette' and micro-manage every aspect of a once-fun group. Twat Face is the ultimate fun killer.

We cannot have any fun in the group now that Barb the Twat Face has taken over!

by da trick biatch October 9, 2006

Twat Swatted

The female version of cock blocking, where a female try's to hook up with a man, but has her chances blown by a friend, who usually is fuck-face.

Female 1: OMG! NANCY! That bitch Susie totally twat swatted me when I was trying to talk to this amazing guy last night!

Female 2: What a twat swatting cunt! Lets get our nails done!

Female 1: OK!

by LilMissKrissyX3 June 30, 2009

twat butter

smegma, or any other discharge of the twatal region.

My fingers smell like fuckin' twat butter.

by skamo86 February 11, 2009

Gordian Twat

1) the female object of your enduring and persistent efforts who has never found it in her heart to part her knees for you. 2) a tease 3) the one that got away. 4) the one that never goes away, but will not put out for you today or any day.

Guy 1: I just made plans to grab drinks with Jessica from marketing. Guy 2: Don't bother, I've been trying to unravel that Gordian Twat for over a year. I keep telling myself she's a lesbian so that I don't have to kick her out of the spank bank.

by dryellowfever November 22, 2011

twat slobber

The lubrication a woman produces when she becomes sexually aroused

Watching porn makes her twat slobber

by Joehtheman December 15, 2014

twat spider

1. Clump of female pubic hair found at the drain after a shower or bath. 2. Pubes accidentally ingested while performing cunnilingus.

I wish my wife would wax her bush because every time she takes a shower the drain gets covered with twat spiders.

I was eating out Jill the other night when suddenly I started gagging on a twat spider.

by k9bubba August 26, 2009