Ian the alien is an alien from outer space. He has been spotted multiple times dancing to the reese's puffs rap. Sadly Ian has severe bone cancer wich has resulted in him getting osteoporosis and crippling depression
by 43156987iuyjhtgfvdwdr24r5y678u May 8, 2017

1. Weird mother fucking things from outer space that try and lay eggs inside of you so they can form more aliens that rip your stomach open and come out so they can lay more motherfucking eggs and kill a bunch of people. They are shiny and black with no eyes, 2 mouths, a bunch of fucking teeth, weird spindly things coming out of their back. When you see one fucking run bitch!
2. The movie
2. The movie
by Unladylike Bitches May 18, 2021

by Goselighting May 23, 2024

guy 1: OH NO ALIENS ARE COMING! ALIENS ARE COMING!
guy 2: and... then?
guy 3: How? Aliens are coming?
guy 2: aliens doesnt exist
guy 1: LOOK AT THE WINDOW!
guy 2: what the...
explosion 💀💀💀💀💀
guy 2: and... then?
guy 3: How? Aliens are coming?
guy 2: aliens doesnt exist
guy 1: LOOK AT THE WINDOW!
guy 2: what the...
explosion 💀💀💀💀💀
by mister camera November 21, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>My, ANgel JOse RObles's Future Is Aresesisa Teravila Imawelia TannaZunilda Maybe Kind Of Any Eliza Coupe Reliant On Not Alienating Individuals<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>My, ANgel JOse RObles's Future Is Aresesisa Teravila Imawelia TannaZunilda Maybe Kind Of Any Eliza Coupe Reliant On Not Alienating Individuals<.7.9.7.6.>
by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”
by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020
