Alexism

A form of religion where the leader is fascinated by lady boners

"What are your thoughts on Alexism?"

by Bigsexyhorsegirl September 28, 2021

Alex

Alex is a very hot person. They will usually have a very large and long penis and are irresistible to women. A lot of people wish they were like Alex as he is extremely attractive compared to other people.

Hot girl 1: OMG, I just dated to Alex yesterday, he was amazing in bed because of his massive penis.
Hot girl 2: You are soooo lucky, I wish this. could happen to me and Alex will notice me.

by realdefines.com September 19, 2020

Alex

please let me sleep

I'm too tired alex

by sir Charles Shrek the 1st July 18, 2020

Alex

So hot you cannot resist him, he's the best person you could meet for a friend and don't forget HE WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER if you don't love him you can die because his lack of beauty will kill you if you dont love this potential BEUTY he will give you anything, Richness POWER And love

Random girl:oh man hes so hot
other girl: mmm yeah he does
Alex: (wink)
all girls FAINT

by Jaguar_GTL September 23, 2018

Alex

Cooler than Josh

Is that Alex? They're cooler than Josh.

by I2R June 4, 2020

Alex

The most beautiful girl I’ve ever met. I love her so very much and hope she’s with me foreva. She also has a nice bootay:)

Yo, Alex is lookin’ cuuute today, as usual

by BigFleshyNub August 5, 2019

Alex

Alex's are massive idiots with 0 friends, 0 maidens, 0 social skills and can not do anything for themselves

They turn into hogs at night and grow tusks out of their ass.

If you come across an Alex run at all costs

John: "Hey man do you want to meet my friend Alex?"
Randy: "Dude you know what Alex's are like right? Count me out."
John: "Thanks for reminding me I will make sure to block him"

by UrbanWriter69420 November 2, 2023