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Alan

The nicest person out there, it is easy to become friends with him. He is the type of person who would do anything to make the people he cares about happy. Words to describe him: smart, generous, caring, kind, cute :), talented, and funny. He is a complete sweetheart and can't stay mad at someone for more than 30 seconds. He is literally flawless and can make the perfect friend, or something even more. Once you meet an Alan, you'll never want to let him go. Once he leaves, it may be hard for him to come back.
Person 1: You know that guy who is really good at guitar and volunteers at the animal shelter?

Person 2: Oh him? Yeah, his name is Alan.

Person 1: Really? No surprise there :)
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Alan

A very cool, smart , trust worthy, tall , cute and shy person

He’s one of the best people and you can trust on him.
Dude 1: Broo.. who tf is him
Dude 2: * looks up *
Dude 2 : oh! He’s Alan
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(Known as the pedo)This man is more than interested in younger girls to be pleased by and loves clingy relationships. He’s always loyal to his girlfriends and is a really smooth guy.
Alan is a pedo.
Why is a Alan dating a girl of that maturity level.
by Dr.doofensmerz November 21, 2021
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super extremely hot sexy guy that everyone finds attractive. also known as “aloonamoon”. all
his friends want to fuck him so god damn bad but he kindly says no everytime. all the girls fall for him and want to suck his 20 incher.alan is the coolest guy you’ll ever meet but he’ll be shy at first 🗿 please follow @alanbsantamaria
jesus christ he was such an alan at the party.
by aloonamoon October 16, 2019
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The art of instantly blocking someone the moment they remotely come close to insulting you
Person A : Haha i hope u get cancer
Person B : blocks Person A
Person A : I see he did the commit alan
by Sushi~ October 24, 2019
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Alan

Alans are funny, outgoing but when they need to, they are persuasive and stern, often being overly excited about learning new things.
They are also one of the most common polish names.
Person 1: Did you see Alan in class yesterday?
Person 2: Yeh man, he was on rapid fire!

Person 3: yeah sad that the teacher didn’t let him answer a couple of times. What a bombaclaat !
by NotoriousSimi December 3, 2020
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Hot mf, with a 69 inch dick. He fawks your gf in the back and sucks her non-existent peen.
The Alan shoved the glizzy up yo gf butt.
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