by mozez the wise December 14, 2004
Friend- "Hey, did u go home with that drunk chick last night from the bar?" Ted-" Yeah man, she was a brown pound." Friend- "What the fuck is a brown pound dude?" Ted-" She shit-shined my meat stick man!" "Looked like a can of refried beans busted on my man crotch and smelled as though I swirled my man meat in a port-o-potty of death!" Friend-"Damn dude, that's fucked!" "So, what are you gonna do?" Ted-"Oh, I'm going to see her again tomorrow night."
by LadyBlue81 August 11, 2022
Someone who sticks the stem of a pumpkin up their ass and proceeds to smash the pumpkin by jumping/sitting on it
by Denniss Kanetality May 01, 2021
The British Pound is a maneuver at the end of sex when the male nuts and then proceeds to throw tea bags on the woman. Then he pisses on the tea bags. And there you have a British pound.
by Leg3ndAssass1n October 17, 2020
Painful anal sex. Without lubrication. Usually on their first time. Because come on, most chicks dig it
She frowns I pound
She frowns I pound
by Ctyknot February 18, 2015
Painful anal sex. Without lubrication. Usually on their first time. Because come on, most chicks dig it
She frowns I pound
She frowns I pound
by Ctyknot February 18, 2015
by RockSplode January 04, 2016