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ROI Boi

Pronounced "Roy Boy", used pejoratively for young MBA graduates who think they know everything about the world of business but is out of touch and out of their depth. Typically uses business jargon like ROI (Return on Investment) to give impression of knowledgeability.
Did you see that intern Michael just told the CEO that he should focus on the customer, he's such a ROI boi.
by anonymous November 21, 2025
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Uncle Roy Challenge

The uncle roy challenge is trying to kill yourself and living
“ Hey i challenge you to the uncle roy challenge
by Laserfocis December 2, 2025
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ZERO ROI

A condition where an individual applies correct, validated, and high-effort methods to gain visibility, traction, or measurable outcomes yet receives little to no return. The failure is not due to skill, strategy, or execution, but external variables that suppress reception, engagement, or uptake. It applies to creators, professionals, or anyone pursuing a goal while getting results far below what the methodology reliably produces for others.

ZERO ROI was Coined by Researcher Zajey after Documenting how Despite replicating Variable of others, his outcome Didn't evolve or change, so he became doing a series of analysis, studies and experiment and thus came up with the Term of ZERO ROI after the results came back the same each time where he performs things on par if not better but outcome remains Nill.

whereas another subject performs same action but the outcome is NOT nill.

This can apply to anything from Business, sports, Gaming to Relationship and everything in life.
"He's suffering from ZERO ROI"
by Zajey December 4, 2025
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roi

The most attractive and amazing person in the world. His ball glisten in the sun, they make a clanging sound when they slam together in the morning wind. gerald he is what everyone strives to be if you slammed your fucking forehead against a metal grate and sheered down your brain into a cubic shape. gerald
Bro i wanna be roi.
no tf u dont doopfuck
by robertmcfarglebottom March 11, 2023
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roy w brown middle school

shitty school that claims to be "diverse" when in reality is 50% filipino.
student: hey what's the hw?
teacher: excuse me? i'm a roy w brown middle school teacher, therefore i am racist. go to detention for no reason.
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Roy

A: Me lad! Don't you think he's a bit too Roy?

B: Dad, his name's Roy. Of course he is.
by Lorenzo de' Medici March 18, 2023
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roy

the most hottest brown person on this planet. he is not racist and he will never say the n word but he can pull both races ongyat . sends joy all over tyhe planet. you meet this guy yk you have met the best person on this planet. the most carting and nicest person on this planet. has the most gineronmsu cock and he really knows how to get a female. he is dfefintrely the rizller.
i want to be roy. aka him
by niggerdiggerpullsatrigger March 26, 2023
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