Noah

A crusty cunt who enjoys recreating oral with popsicles. Will eat your ass and stab you at the same time. A low-life who plays fortnite while jackin off to the only girl gamer in the server. What an 11 year old flipping fates fucker

Don't be a Noah dude, you're better than that

by Carrot Cunt September 12, 2019

Noah

Any boy with this name is the biggest cunt in the universe. Shit hair, shit face. Walks round like he owns the place. Likely crys when is mum finds out he had been smoking gras. s

'noah is a real cunt'

by Honestlyys April 6, 2020

Noah

4 letter Word for Loud Orphaned Turtles, Used in Canadian Scrabble (Noun)

The building went up in flames like Noah's hopes and dreams.

by Insert chickens February 21, 2018

Noah

A really awesome dude that is super nice and funny as well.

Did you see Noah and Kylie today?

by Noah Is an Awesome guy January 28, 2021

Noah

The kid who tries to hook up with girls but can't. Acts like he's good at basketball but really he suck dick.

Oh my god Noah fucking asked me out. UGHH!

by A man named Aka who like takis February 18, 2020

noah

beautiful

damn so pretty noah

by stickymith December 1, 2021

Noah

A Pussy Nigga That Wants No Smoke He will always run and hide or tell an adult if you were to put fear in his heart he is the nigga u don't want to take if u were planning to jump somebody

Me:Noah u trying 2 pull up and fuck some niggas up

Noah:nah my grandmother funeral today

Me:ok

Noah: Caught on the snap at a kennedy fried chicken

by Noahpussy February 12, 2020