"hello little girl, do you want to know a schecert. because i know one, and it is sooooo good to hear it. do you want to know what it shwas? alright, ill tell you what it shwas. i know. how to count. allllllll the way to schfifty-five. and i will tell you how to count to schfifty-five, faster than you can say poopty peupty pants-ss. are you ready to hear it baby. alright.
shwam.
doo.
doo and heif.
sheven.
shfourteen-teen.
twenty one
twenty sheven heif
twenty sheven.
thirty sheven
WHAT YOU SAYYYY?"
shwam.
doo.
doo and heif.
sheven.
shfourteen-teen.
twenty one
twenty sheven heif
twenty sheven.
thirty sheven
WHAT YOU SAYYYY?"
by Dema Schfifty. June 28, 2006
Get the schfifty-fivemug. Similar to a high five, except instead of slapping hands together you slap chodes. This requires two males.
Chode fiving while both parties are in the nude displays a much greater level of friendship and respect.
Chode fiving while both parties are in the nude displays a much greater level of friendship and respect.
Aaron: Yo, Josh. I just got a phone number from some smoking hot chick.
Josh: Sweet! Come over here and give me a chode five.
Josh: Sweet! Come over here and give me a chode five.
by hivoltage June 13, 2008
Get the chode fivemug. by Akkz August 26, 2005
Get the Two-fivesmug. Fat Fives in "Honda" lingo, what came on the 94-01 Integra GS-R, it also had other rims nicknamed "Blades" which were optional. LS integra's the same years had rims which were nicknamed "Mesh" as in LS Mesh's.
by EM1 Jeff January 14, 2010
Get the Fat Fivesmug. A collection of five people, sexual orientation aside, who are just so fabulous that they must define themselves as such.
by BryceAnne April 2, 2005
Get the Fab Fivemug. When a fellow employee, teammate, friend or family member provides you with the honour of a high-five, without you having any clue why. Although it can be highly perplexing it is almost always satisfying.
Kirstie just walked into the office hand in the air providing all off her fellow workers with a why-five. They all shared her enthusiasm even though they had no idea why.
by Tinushavinga October 4, 2015
Get the why-fivemug. A handshake used by Marine Corps soldiers. First invented by Gunnery Sergeant Beatrice Middleton in 1945. Done this way: first, slapping a high five; sliding the hand lower and giving a slightly lower five; closing of fist and tucking the thumb in; then bumping them while saying "Eagle, globe, and anchor"; then as the hand is pulled and shaken and "Away we go!" is said. Also, when the fives are given, "Up high" and "down low" are said as well.
Amos: Hey Sarge, there's a party down in the defac.
Orville: (confused, not knowing what Amos is saying) This crazy thing. What's this hand thing they're doing? Are they trying to show off?
Beatrice: No, it's the Gunny Five. I invented this. Let me show you how.
(Beatrice gives the Gunny Five to Amos. Amos passes the Gunny Five to Orville)
Beatrice: You do it that way, it's easy!
Martha: These men are going crazy. What's with all these fives? I want to learn how.
Beatrice: (demonstrating to Martha) Up high, down low, eagle, globe, and anchor, and away we go!
Martha: (yelling) That's funky. I'm going to have to teach all the soldiers that.
(Orville and Amos wink at each other then look at Martha and give the Gunny Five to Martha)
Orville: (confused, not knowing what Amos is saying) This crazy thing. What's this hand thing they're doing? Are they trying to show off?
Beatrice: No, it's the Gunny Five. I invented this. Let me show you how.
(Beatrice gives the Gunny Five to Amos. Amos passes the Gunny Five to Orville)
Beatrice: You do it that way, it's easy!
Martha: These men are going crazy. What's with all these fives? I want to learn how.
Beatrice: (demonstrating to Martha) Up high, down low, eagle, globe, and anchor, and away we go!
Martha: (yelling) That's funky. I'm going to have to teach all the soldiers that.
(Orville and Amos wink at each other then look at Martha and give the Gunny Five to Martha)
by Dusty's Baby Powder March 18, 2011
Get the Gunny Fivemug.