The sexual act of putting your balls on a women from the Mojave deserts face, she then proceeds to cut your balls with a 5 foot blade thus the combination of blood and semen pour down her face. This act would not be complete unless she is on her period. Warning this can only be done once
Shemp was caught doing The Slicing Lizard with Larry's wife after killing Shemp, Larry gave a napkin to his wife to wipe off the bloody semen
by thesunkendestroyer August 7, 2010
Get the The Slicing Lizardmug. a word used by white people who are writing in their Oregon Trail Diary to write about their friends
by Lauren and Steph January 28, 2006
Get the home sliced orangemug. The act of taking an orange and creating a tunnel for your penis to fit, and having intercourse with it.
by Mikekelly March 16, 2010
Get the The Orange Slice Sliddermug. Slice my bread a reference used when you and your friends (or if u have none and are by yourself) find a hot picture of a guy and they are extra fine and sharply looking. Mostly when they have a jawline sharper than a knife that you can not get over.
When saying this it usually refers to them slicing a loaf a bread with their jawline.... just kidding.
When saying this it usually refers to them slicing a loaf a bread with their jawline.... just kidding.
by Legitimacy November 29, 2016
Get the slice my breadmug. A series of events in the following order:
1) Smashing a girl lumber jack style
2) You nut in her belly button
3) Take your axe to shave your chest hair
4) Sprinkle the chest hair into her cum filled belly button
5) Yell "surprise biatch"
1) Smashing a girl lumber jack style
2) You nut in her belly button
3) Take your axe to shave your chest hair
4) Sprinkle the chest hair into her cum filled belly button
5) Yell "surprise biatch"
Guy 1: It's so tough finding freaky girls that are into hairy guys.
Guy 2: You should meet my friend Lexis she loves getting the Jimbo Slice Surprise !
Guy 2: You should meet my friend Lexis she loves getting the Jimbo Slice Surprise !
by TheGusBus69 July 30, 2021
Get the Jimbo Slice Surprisemug. by Foxy989 March 28, 2015
Get the do me a slicemug. A term used to describe a loose vagina, coined through the fact that the pussy lips hang apart from each other much in the same way as slices of roast beef
She wanted me to eat her out. When I pulled off her pants, I saw that she had roast beef slices. So I melted some cheddar in it and dug in.
by Ryan K-Dogg October 18, 2006
Get the roast beef slicesmug.