Kevin

That one asshole that sits next to you in Comp Sci. You know, that guy.

"Stop being such a fucking Kevin."

by notkevinbutjonathan August 31, 2017

Kevin

A plastic pigeon which appeared once in one direction's interview. The luckiest pigeon ever because it was kissed and held by Louis Tomlinson (poor kevin, he's missing)

person 1: why you take photo of a pigeon? That's seriously pointless

Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP I FOUND KEVIN

by lousugarddy October 4, 2017

Kevin

Either gay or homosexual. nothing done about it. Says f*ck a lot even is he doesn't know the meaning of the word.
He going to be a virgin until 33

If a kevins a girl shes a mistake.

Person: Are you a kevin?

by lkfenlanfanelkfnezsd January 9, 2020

Kevin

Pokémon nerd. Has no friends. Is very annoying. Never shuts the f**k up. Never had a girlfriend. Never will have a girlfriend. Destined to die alone...

Omg. Look at Kevin, he’s eating lunch alone...Again

by Heyyytt December 13, 2018

Kevin

A man who newly sounds like the high quality baked bitch he is.

Wow that kevin sounds so different da fuq

by Candygirl188 July 23, 2019

Kevin

Used to describe an emotion when throwing a tantrum

Hmm… I’m feeling like Kevin today

by therealoriginalversion January 12, 2023

Kevin

Kevin is an amazing person. He can make you smile without trying. His laugh is music to your ears. He is extremely cute and looks good in anything he wears. Kevin is perfect and everyone should have one in their life.

Kevin is the best.

by Taco8480 July 4, 2019