sam kelly

doesnt know whats up takes peoples fries without asking and goes around with a swilers hoodie and is 780 pounds

wow that pig is a real sam kelly

by wgjhurghjerophygfh December 5, 2017

Brad Kelly

Beware of the Brad Kelly. A muscular creature that stalks the streets of Stoke-on-Trent.

Preys on women and lured them in by calling them a ‘Naughty Dragon’ and ‘Sex Bomb’.

Beware of the Brad Kelly. He is a highly dangerous creature!

Beware of that man! He looks reminds me of that Brad Kelly!

by SOT BreadBin April 13, 2020

Conour Kelly

He’s secretly a drug dealer when he says I’m going home he’s actually selling and won’t let people in his man bag he probably where’s Adidas or Nike and sleeps all the time

Friend: let’s go shops
Conour Kelly: nah I’m going home

Then he goes to sell

by A man February 23, 2020

olivia kelly

absolute queen and anyone that even sees a glimmer of her beauty wants to be her so bad and melts into chocolate. smells like flowers and heaven and her scent is completely unmatched. voice of an angel but 8 times better and she is literally the sexiest person you've ever seen. total girlboss

"omg wow who is that? she has eyes like heaven and skin like a cloud!" *immediately turns to chocolate*
"thats olivia kelly. her voice is so angelic but better" *also turns into chocolate*

by girlyboss March 1, 2022

Kelly Kenerly

A Dance craze. Stick your booty out to one side while bouncing. Now switch it up. Usually working best with a cocktail in one hand. Originated in Key West by the locals. Now everyone is doing it.

Also see: Really sexy woman.

"Do the Kelly Kenerly!"

by Kellog85 September 10, 2011

Neg Kelly

A fat person neg Kelly- big belly

“Seen that fella over there lad”

“Hahaha arrrr he’s neg Kelly him watttt”

by R kid mixer man September 23, 2023

jon kelly

Jon Kelly is a good person. He likes to play guitar, ride his bike, play pokemon, walk around the park and look at the sky and appreciate the sunset. He also likes old music that has a cheery melody but very sad heart breaking lyrics. He tends to cut people out of his life because of his anxiety and depression. But stick around with him. He is very caring and sweet. Lastly, he wears a gengar smile.

I met this guy who’s nice and sweet, but sometimes he wont text nor call me. He’s such a Jon Kelly!

by JPR1985 June 28, 2022