Derp off

When a collection of people prone to derping gather and try to out derp each other.

Mike Huckabee and Rick Santorum seem to be having an epic DERP OFF.

by Slackisgabe June 4, 2015

derp dick

A confused erection for odd reasons.

I was sitting on the couch and a friskies commercial came on and I got derp dick.

by AndySeentDat October 14, 2016

Derp Drop

When you take a shit and the outcome looks like Eli Manning.

Dan ate a bunch of Indian food and had a record setting Derp Drop. It was a spitting image of Eli Manning.

by BreakBeatDrums February 18, 2021

herp a derp

idk

my brother: herp a derp
me:wtf

by Xx_dorkmaster999_xX April 20, 2022

derp

to be forgetful, while only reffering to self.

i left my keys in the car. well derp.

by AgentDerp September 7, 2016

Derp

A daft or silly person that lacks intelligence. Says stupid things and has a whimsical walk

Marcus is such a Derp

by Shinyourdig September 22, 2021

derp head

when someone is being stupid on purpose, and not caring.

Geez Adam, why are you being such a derp head?

by when I'm bored.. September 26, 2019