Turf Derp

1. (v). When someone takes a noggin nose dive. 2. See Eat Shit. To mistakenly fall on one's face in an embarrassing or Derpish fashion.

My roommate threw me a goldfish snack and I missed it and totally turf derped on my bed.

He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.

I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.

by Perry Springfield August 3, 2012

Blanket Derping

To derp indiscriminately. To derp without control.

Have you seen my derp face? I was blanket derping in English class.

by FedoraWithFeathers May 27, 2012

Derp

Verb. Used in the phrase: "Derping around on the Internet"
Definition: Spending large amounts on time on Gaiaonline.com

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I am derping around on the Internet!

by Demmon1 June 5, 2012

Derp

The most versitile word in the english language

Your derpin!
thats sooo derpin
derp derp derp derp derp derp.

by Derp1701 August 5, 2012

Derp Mah

1) When someone gets excited playing a card game (ie Monopoly Deal) and spills food on themselves.

Dammit, you spilled food again! What a Derp Mah

by Howwwwww January 11, 2012

Derp

A person that gives off dweeb energy. A mix of a dweeb, geek, and a dork.

Men- Derp
Women- Derpette

Why does that guy walk like that? He’s such a DERP.

by mobamba3000 February 1, 2024

Derp

A weird person, someone who doesn’t pick up on social cues. Makes weird, uncomfortable jokes at unessecary times. Really awkward.

“When I told Darien we had beaten the #2 team in the nation, she told me it was shocking because we ‘weren’t historically good in the past’, what a derp”

by TheeKeeblerElf April 5, 2023