herp a derp

idk

my brother: herp a derp
me:wtf

by Xx_dorkmaster999_xX April 20, 2022

King of Derp

KV-2

From hell does Stalin guide its shells once the King of Derp orders and enemy to shut up and die. It doesn't matter if the King is rolling or patiently aiming; Stalin's will is the only thing the KV-2 needs to TEAR NAZI TANKS APART.

by SomeStupidGuyBehindAComputer December 22, 2018

Derp

An offensive way to say someone is bad at any video game, or looks derpy, like slowpoke.

I'm such a DERP.

by lol im a not troll October 10, 2017

Derp

1)Some one who is a either a retard or stupid looking

2) Something random to say in a awkward situation

Look at that guy being a derp.

That derp is giving me eye cancer from looking at him.

Person: I'm Bi

Person 2: DERP

by Moosic June 10, 2016

derp dick

A confused erection for odd reasons.

I was sitting on the couch and a friskies commercial came on and I got derp dick.

by AndySeentDat October 14, 2016

Derp Drop

When you take a shit and the outcome looks like Eli Manning.

Dan ate a bunch of Indian food and had a record setting Derp Drop. It was a spitting image of Eli Manning.

by BreakBeatDrums February 18, 2021

Derp

A weird person, someone who doesn’t pick up on social cues. Makes weird, uncomfortable jokes at unessecary times. Really awkward.

“When I told Darien we had beaten the #2 team in the nation, she told me it was shocking because we ‘weren’t historically good in the past’, what a derp”

by TheeKeeblerElf April 5, 2023