Callum purdie

A jakeball who has the biggest brows in the whole off oxgangs, shags anything that (moves )

(Callum purdie) I LOVE THE VAGG

by Boom box July 9, 2019

Callum

This boy loves a neck. If he sees one, it’s almost a certain he’ll leave a mark.

Christ have you sent that girls hickey? Must have been a Callum

by Phystory December 18, 2021

Callum

Storm coming to Scotland

Storm Callum is amazing and it is hitting Scotland

by Callum Mc cxx October 11, 2018

Callum

The slowest human being ever. You ask him to play PUBG with you and he’ll tell you a long ass story before getting on. One word to define a Callum, spiky hair.

“He has spiky hair!”

“Must be a Callum.”

by sloppywet May 8, 2020

Callum

Dirty because he wanks 5 times a day and fucks teddy’s bears

Callum is too funny

by If your name is Kieron 🤤 May 20, 2020

Callum Stewart

Callum Stewart is by far one of the best kids you’ll ever meet. He’s sweet, caring, funny, cute and over all just a amazing person. He’s so much fun to be around and so easy to talk you, you can’t help but smile when your around him. Can’t wait to grow closer to him because he’s honestly just a great person :)

wow I really just love callum Stewart

by Koolguys69420 September 11, 2020

A Callum

Falling purposefully off a boat

He tricked us when he did a Callum off the boat

by Wolverish June 1, 2021