Brad Beard

The worst pirate to ever live. his booty wasn't bountiful, his ship was just a sloop, he was sent to the brig, his parrot has no feathers, his crew didn't even have scurvy. he got a bounty of 1 shilling and got caught the next day.

youre just like brad beard

by bradbeard hater March 9, 2023

Brad

brad is beautiful and sexy

Brad fucked billy

by b r a d February 27, 2022

Brad Special

“The Brad Special” is essentially just a general phrase for some intimate alone time with Brad.

Oh he went and gave him the ol’ Brad Special

by RealGoofer December 8, 2023

brad

A replacement name for a man your mom is sleeping with instead of your absent father.

Mom's got another Brad over tonight.

by Marlee_M26 June 22, 2023

big brad

the biggest cock on a white male youve ever seen

it was a big brad

by yohin January 15, 2018

Brad

Your car

You owned a car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. And then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together. 2 boyfriends, 3 jobs, nothing could replace Brad. Then Liberty Mutual calls, and you break into your happy dance.

by Supertrain12 December 24, 2019

Brads Chick

A very unwise non simp worthy creature that’s in love with Brady Andrulot but is too scared to admit it because of her recent failures in trying to pull him off.

She’s very persistent but it still gets her nowhere because Brady simply doesn’t like her

“ayo it’s thats simp brads chick back for round 6 with brady andrulot”

by imnotchris7 September 24, 2020