Horse Wanker

Someone who is an irritating twat or idiot, or someone who wanks horses

That ginger Dan is a right horse wanker

by Jon Howell June 11, 2006

wanker

Contradictory to belief, a wanker is not someone who masturbates.
A wanker is someone who is an idiot

Jack: Oh Matt's a right wanker ain't he?
John: Yeah, bloody hell I hate him
Matt: Cunts.

by Stroooker May 27, 2018

Wankenstein

A collage consisting of various rank bitches from your favorite stick mags cut, paisted and constructed into the one perfect woman

I used homemade glue on this scratch and sniff wankenstein, see you next week dude.

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

Wicked Awesome

Something that is unbelievably cool or "Out of this world".

Ah, man. This song is wicked awesome, dude.

by A Dudette August 2, 2008

winkey wonkey donkey

An Australian children's book often used to describe annoying people.

Jared YOU ARE A WINKEY WONKEY DONKEY!!!

by Jon Mclinkski August 9, 2020

wankerthon

Alternative to overused wanker that will add further malice to your incriminations

Chris is such a wankerthon, he won't stop ringing me and asking to come over

by Han and Jen October 23, 2005

wankerbot

A cyborg robot designed by the japanese to wank. Used as an insult.

That robot is a wankerbot. / Wankerbots, the lot of em!

by Sam Goodman October 27, 2005