the barn animals

This is referring to all the barn animal sexual positions of urban dictionary. Currently, The Cow, The Pig, The Fish, The Chicken, The Unicorn and The Goat

Dan: Do you want to play with the barn animals?

Sally: what's that?

Dan: let me show you ;)

by Killsme January 23, 2021

Christ Barnes

A scaudly person who has a fetish for dirty crusty hair and skin. Is very good at their job. Has a favourite colleague but won't tell them. Can often look like they want to kill someone on the daily. Fiesty like a jalapeno pizza

That one is an absolute Christ Barnes

by November 30, 2021

Matt Barnes

A fat barnacle who spills drinks, stuffs his back with other people's drink and also shits himself.

Wow. Matt Barnes was such a cunt last night.

by Chubby hubby456 April 03, 2018

barn owl

A barn owl is a lazy farm worker, who instead of doing the job s/he agreed to be paid to do, is likely to be found sleeping in the barn.

I'm tired of hiring teenagers to help work this farm with me only to find out they want to be highly paid barn owls!

by Lacemaker427 September 07, 2018

Barn owl

The barn owl is the most widely distributed species of owl in the world and one of the most widespread of all species of birds, being found almost everywhere except for the polar and desert regions, Asia north of the Himalayas, most of Indonesia, and some Pacific Islands.

Jimmy: Hey!
Rob: You See That Barn Owl UP There?
Jimmy: Yeah, Why?

Rob: Well, I've Been Trying To Catch It For Weeks! It's Really Fast.

by OKitsnathan9579 August 10, 2023

riley barnes

he is a gay boy with long hair

example: he’s a riley barnes

by bootygirl2222 November 21, 2019

beaner barn

A non-rural residence that houses farm animals.

My neighbor's rooster woke me up this morning! I need to move away from that beaner barn.

Husband: "Let's get a chicken! They lay up to 10 eggs per day!"
Wife: "You're not turning my house into a beaner barn."

by Panurge87 July 25, 2024