malcolm widener

a fat white guy who does not have sex with his girlfriend and sometimes acts gay

Hey, you just malcolm widener that bitch.

by Drakodelta January 29, 2015

Wide Ride

A woman with a wide set vagina.

You wouldn't want to get it one with her, she's a wide ride.

by Cynthia Mathew August 14, 2017

The Triple Wide

Taking its name from the Umphrey's McGee song of the same name, The Triple Wide can be just about anything but can usually be categorized in one of two ways.

1. The act of setting up three shots and doing them all in a row, one after the other. The idea is to do three consecutively without stopping and without chasing in-between. For best results have three people partaking at once.

2. Anything to do with drugs in multiples of three. For example, having three bowls being passed in a circle, doing three hits of acid at once or doing three lines of molly at a time.

Dude 1: "Alright, time for some shots."

Dude 2: "Don't a pussy dude, go for the Triple Wide!"

Dude 3: "Yeah dude, here I just poured you two more shots."

Dude 1: "Fuck yeah, I did the Triple Wide, damn, I'm fucked."

by Deadhead Don November 3, 2011

wader

Someone is so fat that they look like there wading through water when they are waking.

Oh my god look at that wader !

by crackinc September 16, 2008

wierd

Wierd is basically the same meaning as weird.
Just people like me have got it into our head that weird is spelt wierd.
How wierd.

Joanne is wierd.
Joanne is wierder then me.
Rather then:
Joanne is weird.
Joanne is weirder then me.

by Yaquta August 31, 2008

widel

-Widel is the defintion for a person who likes men, in germany a very bad word.

-Widel aka Anal Prince aka White Panther is a white gay german rapper

-Widel = Anal Prince

-Widel is also someone who is so dumb thats goes to get electricity from a electric outlet

Widel du schuler Hund \ Widel you gay dog (german

by WiaD-Records February 8, 2005

wierd mike

sketchy kid on the second floor, inclined to watch lord of the rings with unhot alex. people are better frinds with his bowl than they are with him. every college has a wierd mike...find your own tonight!!

we met wierd mike from the second floor as we searched for the bathroom in a drunken stupor.

by eba weba December 28, 2003