weasel socket

A Supple and moist Pussy, Ass or Mouth that throbs for a Stiff Cock

"Cum amd put that hard cock in my Weasel Socket."

by Supple January 12, 2007

Garden Weasel

Whilst giving "pleasure" to a partner in the Wheel Barrel position (partner's legs are lifted in the air, as if you are engaged in a wheel barrel race, and their body is thrust forward into a wall or other hard object)said partner's arms give out resulting in their face being pushed across the floor resembling a Garden Weasel tool.

I have rug burn all over my nose from the nasty Garden Weasel I got last night.

by Nasty D October 19, 2006

Michael Wessel

a shy robot.

michael wessel- your pants.. are shiny

by straight white male May 5, 2010

weasel sledging

The act of farting and burping at exactly the same time.

Hey holmes, I had the windy pops so bad, I was weasel sledging. Word.

by C3PO June 26, 2003

trouser weasel

someone who, be it woman or man who loves to be in a mans pants , and to find the cock inside the trousers,

man that girl sure is is a "trouser weasel", she's been in every guy here's pants

by imbent May 6, 2009

Computer Weasel

A computer weasel (noun) - someone who lurks around the IC (or any university library) waiting to pounce onto any stray abandonned computer with all the skill and cunning of a weasel.

A - mate, I swear that guy behind me has been staring at me for the last 20 minutes. its really distracting.

B - he's a computer weasel, theres not much you can do. He'll get bored soon enough and hunt someone else.

by SUMHC syphilis January 17, 2011

sneaky weasel

When a person bends over and another person comes behind them and shocks them with surprize anal sex.

I just got sneaky weaseled trying to tie my shoe.

by buttnut Rodriguez September 3, 2013