The painful condition suffered by anyone who keeps their wallet in their back pocket while sitting down for long periods, such as when driving long distances. Serious cases of the condition develop during highway driving and/or when the sufferer is wearing skinny jeans.
Joel's wallet arse was so bad you could still see the manufacturer's brand imprinted on his right butt cheek a week after he got back.
by joelster7455 December 1, 2015
Get the wallet arsemug. A real pot o' gold if you can find it. Often hidden in hard to reach places. It's felt the tip of many a finger, but the ultimate grasp is elusive to most.
Scott: Bro! Bro! No way! Dude, are you the one who found Betsy's wallet?!
Robert: Fucken right. That's me bro.
Robert: Fucken right. That's me bro.
by nocharge May 15, 2023
Get the Betsy's Walletmug. by Blissmydog May 27, 2018
Get the woman walletmug. by Rundlep04 January 21, 2021
Get the Ham walletmug. by jondich February 10, 2023
Get the Wallet Fluidmug. the existence of an undesirable condition or quality.
When you are an adult living in your parent's basement, unemployed, not working a job, not going to college AND you have not money at all.
When you are an adult living in your parent's basement, unemployed, not working a job, not going to college AND you have not money at all.
"Hey man did you hear David is suffering from empty wallet syndrome because he doesn't have a job right now."
by vato-mas_quemado February 22, 2014
Get the empty wallet syndromemug. Otherwise known as pussy, vagina,cunt,box,snatch,mick,muff,love tunnel or fury magnet. BEWArE: Has been know to mankind for millions of years to be the very source and rOOt of EVIL it’s self . I still dream of dieing with one in my mouth trying to drown me.✌️
by Jimmy BudthugN01 84 AOMB May 3, 2024
Get the Sausage Walletmug.