wardogus

A stupidly weirdly cute thing

Oh, this wardogus looks adorable!

by giga_baller August 31, 2025

Waldo

An adjective used to describe a brother who is inferior to his younger brothers, usually in reference to sports. A 'Waldo' is usually a toxic and mean person who curses and takes his anger out on others due to his inferiority. Known to follow leaders around and bum lick them, many times referred to as a sheeple.

Man 1: "That guy is such a waldo"
Man 2: "I know he always follows around the captain"

by TheInferiousWaldo December 16, 2025

young waldo

A player that leaves girls asking themselves "where's Waldo?" When he's already with another girl.

(His naive ex): where's waldo?
(Homeboy) Young Waldo? That player is going with your best friend now.

by UrbanDictionaryEnthusiast April 25, 2014

Milkgie Waldo

A guy who looks like Waldo - loves to drink milk and is addicted to maggie. Funky at all times.

He's a Milkgie Waldo, always drinking milk and eating maggie!

by Katy Platypus July 31, 2017

no waldo

Whenever you are making questionable decisions, but you are not trying to hide it, so your homies shouldn't worry.

Sometimes it's healthy to drink alone, no waldo.

by jomiye September 22, 2018

A Waldo

A Waldo:
A Waldo is a random outgoing “boy” (man) that jumps into a photo being taken of a small group of fun, sexy and intelligent women eliminating the world wide question of “Where’s Waldo” as obviously we just found him photo bombing.

The Waldos:

More then one of the above.

Waldo boys Vegas wheres waldo

A Waldo: “Look at all the random Waldos in our photos from last night, great times my friend”

by AmberHigg July 11, 2019

Blair Waldorf

The best fucking person to be born, she loves to scheme and Charles bass is her soulmate. She is always in charge and will stop at nothing to organize her minions at the Constance Billard

for Girls. Queen bee is the best at everything, even if she suffers from bulimia she gets through her problems and comes back stronger than ever.

Blair Waldorf is not A Stop Along The Way. She's A Destination
xoxo
Gossip Girl

by AR

Blair Waldorf, is that you?

by WhowouldntbegayforblairWaldorf November 22, 2021