Nipple Vision

Where your Vision is elongated by the action applied to your Nipples.
"Hyolus, what kind of vision is nipple vision?"
"Well, it all starts with the nipple itself. When you twist or lick the nipple, it becomes erect and then you're able to see long-distance"
"Oh, that kind of makes sense, Hyolus"
"Thank you"
by Gullymommy123 December 10, 2021
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eagle vision

When a boy need a better look at a girl he will turn on his eagle vision
Damn that gir has a nice ass let me turn on eagle vision to get a better look
by Buttlicker33 November 13, 2017
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meme vision

When you are schizophrenic and see memes in real life, either ironically or unironically.
Basically just another term for schizophrenia.
Guy 1: Yo, did you know Berd has schizophrenia?
Guy 2: lol Berd has meme vision, he sees memes in real life lol
by DoxInABox January 09, 2022
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Apple Vision Pro

An overpriced mediocre Apple virtual reality headset meant to get all the Apple simps to go batshit crazy and throw money at them.
Normal person: Hey bro looks how stupidly overpriced the Apple Vision Pro is
Apple simp: What do you mean? This is the best product ever made. I actually left my wife and kids and sold my kidneys to get this, but it was worth it.
by Gayton Marx February 28, 2024
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blackbox vision

A type of company that is focused on people, prioritizes mental health and work life balance.
Look, that company is migrating to 4 days work week, it's definetely a blackbox vision
by kyk93 November 24, 2021
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Coming from an attempted future theif, that's hilarious. But this is little more than jargon. No different from saying "Instead of the current narrative we need a 'positive' narrative that's curated by ME" and it's an affront to your claim to fame. People want to live in reality and not within some charlatan's alternative narrative. Your sycophants will adopt it but it will get just as tedious (over time) as the woke narrative and people will reject it. They'll take your advice and start a family and their family will arbitrarily fall apart (because that's just what happens half the time) and all they'll have is a "positive vision of the future" that is specific to the energy prices of mud-hut people in 3rd world countries. It sounds good but it doesn't really MEAN anything. And this coming from the MEANING GUY. Meaningless drivel from meaning-man.
Hym "And, while I'm on the red pill, you know what else I don't like about them? They're proponents of Stoicism but they almost entirely reject the notion of 'Fate'. 'You have ultimate control over the outcome of your life 🫷😒 and I maintain FULL credit for my superiority to you by saying this by the way' Stoicism is where the notion of 'Fate' comes from, isn't it? But that has nothing to do with this. Your 'positive vision of the future' is little more than a 'new narrative' replacing the 'woke narrative'. What's to stop it from being just as divorced from reality as the woke narrative? Nothing. It already is. But at least it's sounds positive. No less tyrannical in it's implementation. I'm evidence of that. "
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
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Vision

You will most likely only meet a person named Vision once in your lifetime. The chances of you meeting one is low though. If you do happen to meet someone named Vision, you're pretty darn lucky.
Vision stop picking your nose
by highonpoteneuse April 23, 2022
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