texas turn

When one realizes he or she is driving in the opposite direction he or she wants to go and makes an illegal U-turn right in the middle of the street.

Despite the name, "texas turns" are illegal in Texas.

by texas turn October 20, 2007

turn for the worst

A basement band with lots of potentional and enough determanation to get them places

Turn For The Worst is awesome!!!!

by jebuz23 February 12, 2004

turn the key

Start somebody's motor by cranking on their shaft (a.k.a., penis shaft)

She really knows how to turn the key. I got hard instantaneously.

by 128 pounds of fat chick September 10, 2009

J Turn

Flipping a bitch in grand theft auto or a 1993 Chrysler Le Baron. Commonly bad fucking ass.

Flip a J Turn!

by JordanALivas November 15, 2008

The turn of the century

An era of great disaster, chubbenstein was born, and the world's supply of poop has since been threatened. The poop mongreal was acquired by chubbenstein around this era, some say the poop mongreal is a dog made of poop, others say he is a poop made of dog, which ever, the poop mongreal devours complex carbohydrates and transforms them into nefarious poop.

"I will become Chubbenstein, and conquer the world's supply of poop, and I'm fat, and I'm stupid, and I'm an idiot, and I definitely DON'T EAT POOP, Just kidding, I really eat a lot of poop!" exclaims Chubbenstein at a press conference at the turn of the century in which he was pretending to be Danny Peterson, but Danny Peterson eats poop too, so who's he trying to fool?

by seanyo san January 08, 2004

turn around

a metaphor, usually used in song, for suicide.

"You tell me that you're sorry / Didn't think I'd turn around and say / That it's too late to apologize" ('Apologize, OneRepublic)

"I met a girl who sang the blues, and I asked her for some happy news / She just smiled and turned away"
('American Pie', Don McLean, referencing Janis Joplin)

by RDoh August 18, 2011

Turn Changer

A Turnchanger is a complex invention. A Turnchanger is usually described as "everything that you don't need on a piece of wood." This is because Turnchangers do everything. A common Turnchanger usally has one or two motors, lights, and cool music. Turnchangers are so cool and popular that it is not only a machine, it is a band. Turnchangers do in fact exist. They are really BRAWLIC.

"Turn Changers are like iPhones, but better."
"Okay. Lets have a Shindig."
"Yeah, farnesque."
"iltg. brawlic."
"OK, fine."
"Deal"
"Word"

by jimmy scott October 04, 2008