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Turdacadabra

When you defecate, and you wish to see what you have excreted, but your turd is nowhere to be seen - the turd has pulled a 'turdacadabra' on you
Dude, I've been turdacadabra'd so many times recently! It's starting to get on my nerves!
by ben7777777 March 14, 2011
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Turd Stuffer

Another name for a ‘flamer’. A guy that wont shut up already about the fact that he's a homosexual and he wants the world to know it...but everybody knows and they are tired of hearing it. Also, a flamer bent on converting a straight guy into a flamer.
You'll stay away from that Turd Stuffer if you know whats good for you. He swears up and down your a flamer too and he's bent on hookin up with you.
by hemingwaysbackporch April 28, 2011
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Turd-Loader

Noun. Adjective. A meal, which precipitates a hefty shit, not long after it has been eaten. Examples include; A traditional British Sunday roast, A 'Big Mac' Meal and cooked breakfast/staff dinner at The Grand Hotel on the Torquay seafront.
Porter- "I say Mr Restaurant Manager, this morning's breakfast is quite the turd-loader."

Mr Restaurant Manager- "Aye, I think it's time for a Tommy Titt. Och aye the noo."
by Crap Master Young December 7, 2011
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turd vulture

when your toilet isnt working and your turd spins continually in a vulture-like motion
guy 1: dude ur toilets busted

guy2: what do u mean?

guy 1: well u got a major turd vulture in there...

guy2: wow...
by Infamous_amos500 June 16, 2011
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Turd Smoke

a fart or smell coming from a turd or poop
Hey does anyone have any spray? I smell turd smoke coming out of the bathroom.
by stink bug September 27, 2012
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Thriday

The act of staying out/partying on Thursday night past midnight, turning it into Friday.
"You going out tonight?"

"Of course, it's Thriday."
by KM2015 January 11, 2018
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turd mullet

When someone passes out, you might take a fat poo then rub some all over the back of their neck, thus giving them a turd mullet.
Zach woke up smelling rank after Pete gave him a turd mullet.
by Turler August 3, 2018
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