Lying Pope

You call my thing a gift too and it isn't a gift you need to pay for that you piece of shit.

Hym "Wasn't a gift lying pope. It's a goddamn lie. Your entire religion is an alternative explanation factory and the shit lib political class wants in on the action."

by Hym Iam August 28, 2025

Popes Blessing

'You and your 2 mates can fuck off'. This is done in the form is a priests parting blessing. Very common amongst lapsed Christians.

At the end of a catchup you make a sign like you're genuflecting and utter the words in the form of a Popes Blessing . 'You and your 2 mates can fuck off' !

by Gerber Buck June 5, 2018

A Pea and a Pope

An expression meaning absolutely nothing; used as a vague/cryptic reference with no clear meaning.

"Your friend says a Pea and a Pope in order to confuse you," he said. "For instance: The world is a Pea and a Pope away from urinal-themed restaurants."

by Stained Shoe January 19, 2022

poking the pope

a word for female masturbation

hey jennifer what you doing tonight?
nothing much but i think i might be poking the pope

by big boi con October 31, 2015

pope

sexy af
hot
big … hat

omg did you see jasper today? he looked like the pope. i’m in love with him

by i❤️the pope February 10, 2024

popeful

Feeling hopeful at the prospect of a new Pope.

Stay popeful! The conclave will end at some point and there will be a new Pope.

by NeologianPJG April 27, 2025

The Pope

He is the master of molesters. No drunk uncle can ever rack up rape numbers as much as he can.

"The Pope did anal with me last night, he told me if I suck real good, God would splatter me with his love"

by Fortnite=Holocaust November 26, 2019