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textagram

A word invented by morons that don't know how to change their text setting on their phone from "T9" to "Alpha" therefore rendering them incapable of spelling the correct words.
Anna: Dude, what the hell did you call me "Bomb" for in that text message earlier?

Moron: Oh sorry, it's a textagram my phone pulls up when I try to spell your name. It won't let me spell your name! It's like it has a mind of its own!

Anna: Moron.
by Juni Sweeney March 17, 2009
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text bracket

Groups of specially selected people in your cell phone book in which you customize texts for at holidays or special events.
At Christmas, you might send a "Merry Christmas, cutie" to old hook-ups or "plan b - back-up" hook-ups in your life,

while you might send a "Happy Holidays, I love you" to only your close friends and family.

"Happy Hanukkah" might go to a text bracket of your Jewish friends.

These three types of scenarios are different "text brackets".

Which text bracket do you fall into in your friends lives?
by Bonnie Sicora & Bobby Cipolla January 10, 2008
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text jacker

When you stupidly leave your phone around a group of 'mates' and they decide to send a message such as "I've always loved you" to everyone in your phone book.
You know you've been victim to a text jacker when your gran sends you a message saying she loves you too!
by 2quickmick@googlemail.com February 19, 2009
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textathon

A long period of time of just texting to one person.
i am having a textathon tonight with my friend. Its been an hour all ready
by cutie4eva93 February 25, 2009
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Text-Mute

A person who texts so much to people sitting next to them, they forget how to speak and lose vocalability.
Jill says ,"Hey Carol, what are you doing?"
Carol Looks up at Jill and nodds, but says nothing, but she keeps texting.
Suddenly, Jill gets a text message -I'm texting-\
Jill becomes angry with Carol.
"WTF? I'm sitting right here just talk to me!"
Jill gets another text message -Sorry?-
Suddenly Jill gets it.
"Oh, I forgot you were a Text-Mute."
by Harry Houdinini October 3, 2009
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Textbook Sexy

Also known as "plain" or "okay" irl. Basically, you know how everyone in any language textbook usually looks like they're missing a chromosome or something? Well if you're textbook sexy then you're not fugly, you're just... meh. Plain. Average.
Guy 1: Hey, that girl over there's totally making me jizz!
Guy 2: Dude, you should keep that thing under control- she's only textbook sexy.

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Girl 1: Aw man, I wonder why I didn't win the beauty contest!
Girl 2: It's because you're textbook sexy.
Girl 1: -sigh- MLIA.
by HelloAndromeda November 2, 2009
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text booking

an excessively long text message
damnit, my mom is text booking me again.
by fluffy flave March 5, 2010
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