Van Frazzled

When you’re Belgian royalty and you’re just over seeing consults.

Ugh I just got 17 vascular foot consults, I’m so Van Frazzled.

Oh no the people of Belgium are revolting. I’m feeling Van Frazzled about it

by freshpressedjustice21 February 12, 2021

van-sexual

Someone who is attracted to any type of van or vehicle that looks like one.

Dude, what is up with Asians and minivans are they all van-sexual?

by WWizard February 13, 2021

van kid

kids that have vans or vans

oh she is a van kid

by eijeije88939e3p9jei February 22, 2021

Van Buren

Van Buren is a small little very famous town from a john Wayne movie aaaaand that's about it. Aside from its stardom in the 60s nothing has ever come out of van buren worth ever mentioning. Van buren is a small racist backwards compatible thinking town of yesteryear with no progressive nature insight (doesnt even have the car insurance). Van buren it the uttermost waste of time,space, and overall well being I've ever seen in arkansas. The police in van buren like to think that they are a huge city (i.e. Chicago, st Louis) but in all reality theres 1 major road through the town which harbours many of the towns accidents from thos who chose to turn left. If you search for ft smith you'll see how shitty that place is bit it will also say "at least we're not van buren". If you love to just piss away 90% of your life and money and have nothing to show for it then van buren is the right place for you and if you like to drink it's perfect for you bc in a town of 20,000 theres not a single gas station, dollar general nor a Walmart that can quench your thirst. All in all van buren arkansas is a watered down more inbred hillbilly version of the days of our lives.

Karen:"Hey let's go to van buren arkansas to see its historic sites"
Anyone else: " well karen hope this was worth it google even said it was a shithole"
"Hey van buren looks like a lovely"
People in van buren: "yeah so does a shotgun barrel as well"
"Why the hell does stuff cost so much in this town"
Van Buren:"as you can tell this is a high class society with the upmost police force in 3 counties"
Citizens of van buren "I just saw a minivan with the top cut off and a piece of plywood behind the driver so they could make the minivan a truck"

by Jmts90 October 23, 2019

Van Houtte

A name from Belgium with a Danish descend which are some badasses with tattoos that have Viking blood & respect & will stick up for what they believe in & fight for whats right. Also Van Houtte's will not put up with bullsh*t of any kind. The Van Houtte's can be very feisty and cold when you push them to that point. And for some reason have a lot of haters , The Van Houtte's can look really scary also but they are very kind and respectful when you get to know them.

" SHIIIT don't fuck with the Van Houtte's man , they crazy !"

" Damn they are some awesome/grate people man , like are like family to you !"

by NAMESNLESD October 25, 2019

Van Gough

when music is so bad you wan to cut off your ears. a figure of speech.

"have you heard the new brokencyde record?"
"yeah i wanted to van gough myself after listening"

by chilllaaaa April 14, 2009

Van-Y

One who brings a bomb to work in an effort to blow up Big Boss.

That guy pulled a Van-Y trying to bring a bomb to work.

by Jay-ballz April 25, 2009