Shrek Schlong

When a girl sucks on your dick for so long it turns green

Stupid whore gave me a shrek schlong again so I slapped her in the face

by Big Hoss Harry May 8, 2019

shrek sundae

Green hairy nutes smothered in mud toped with chopped shrek peeped and drizzled in creamy rich onion tasting cum

I love me a Shrek Sundae after sex

by myunclesass August 21, 2018

shrek dick

A greenish looking dick

Boi get that ugly ass shrek dick away from me

by Anonymous Confirmed August 23, 2017

Shrek's swamp

The act of when you "eat" a female's ass and her shitting in the partners mouth.

The Shrek's swamp looked like ice cream in her mouth.

by Shreklord March 12, 2015

Shrek 2

The best thing ever

Omg that is shrek 2

by I_write_on_the_urban_dictionar May 15, 2019

Shrek bastard

When a guy is both larger and hairer than normal, and may have the general appearance of an ogre.

Whoa, you've got a whole forest going on back there you crazy shrek bastard.

by Jemapple Russe April 3, 2011

Horny for shrek

It basically means that you want your swamp to be invaded by an ogre. You feel some of weird feelings and your anus starts to hurt each time someone mentions Shrek. If you could you would test some freaky stuff for adults with Shrek

Oh my! I'm so freaking horny for shrek after spending some time with my uncle

by Imhornyrightnow October 7, 2021