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Shotgun Shit

The act of blasting soft brown balls of shit out of your ass in a fashion that closely resembles smelly buckshot. This is typically done in either a public or a private restroom.
Dude. Taco Bell gave me the shotgun shits so bad, I had to call the plumber and priest.
by Drewbidoo July 22, 2021
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Oklahoma shotgun

The act of cumming in a water gun that's half way filled with red dirt, and after spreading the girls flaps real wide, squirting the stuff in like a shotgun.
I put extra red dirt in my Oklahoma Shotgun
by Cheesy bo beezy April 19, 2016
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shotgun goddess

A girl who is adept at taking it up the ass; a girl who enjoys being a bottom for anal sex
"Sasha Grey is a total Shotgun Goddess".
by AssterBlaster January 14, 2014
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shotgun shawty

A girl bestfriend that will do absolutely anything for you no matter how wild it is.

You're other half/Sister/Bestfriend/Rider that's yo girl
"You know her ? Yeah that's my shotgun shawty for realll!"
by D dogggg June 14, 2017
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shotgun texting

To send a huge text message all at once, resulting in text messages being split in to parts. at the other end those parts, often come in all jumbled up and fills the cell phone screen.

Sometimes not all the "parts" get through — "hits the target"
Long winded shotgun message (100 characters or so)
<send>

Receiver sees:
Part 2/3 section of long winded message...
Part 3/3 section of long winded message...
Part 1/3 section of long winded message...

Receiver responds,
Whoa dude! machine gun texting might be annoying, but shotgun texting is not much better. It's all mixed up.
by cdpage January 7, 2012
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Alabama Shotgun

When your partner sucks a fart out of your ass then you passionately kiss, inhaling the gas from her lips into your own mouth.
“When she asked me for an Alabama Shotgun, my heart melted. Lovingly, I ejaculated a fart into her mouth. Soon our eyes locked, and our tongues danced, as I sucked the juicy fart from her mouth.”

-Jesus of Nazareth
by Turdgod January 14, 2017
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Shotgun email

An email usually sent to numerous co-workers usually because the sender is too lazy to specifically address the email to the person(s) that have the information he/she needs.

It's just easier to send to eveyone and hope it sticks to the relevent parties.
Victor is always sending these Shotgun emails regarding leasing stats that I have already provide.....
by Erictheb July 9, 2010
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