hooty peckered

To be overly upset about something or bent out of shape over nothing big

"It was just a joke, why are you getting all hooty peckered?"

by TimmyTooSweet February 26, 2024

Pecker peeker

Someone who peeks at other guys peckers.

Guy 1:"Dude, I think the guy in the stall next to me was pecker peekin."

Guy 2: "He must be a pecker peeker."

by DTime August 18, 2011

Pecker tracks

The original (1930's U.S.) version was simply urine droplets or splatter marks from a man's pants deposited while urinating.

Example: Peeing into a urinal is the hardest to avoid splash-back and getting pecker tracks on your pants. Further Clarification: A: There's only one thing worse than pecker tracks on your zipper. Z: Oh, yeah, like what? A: Zipper tracks on your pecker. Example 2: some guys notice they've got pecker tracks and purposely splash a little water on and claim that the hand sink faucet "kinda exploded."

by Wm. Worder January 26, 2025

pecker peep

when your pecker pokes through the slit in your boxers. usually happens in gym leading to ultimate embarassment

I was changing in the locker room when my pecker peeped and everyone saw my tiny willie

by adsfajsfklajsd; June 3, 2009

Pecker

1. Noun: A nickname for Gabriel Brown.

2. A walking Google search.

Origin: the bastard son of Kevin Florea.

Synonyms: Pecker head, pecker, peck, Ant Man, fudge, fudge packer.

If you don't have availability to Google, just ask pecker.

by C00lestCucumber April 4, 2024

pecker checker

A pecker checker was the term used referring to the Navy corpsman on the ship.

I gotta go see the pecker checker.

by Slim987 November 15, 2019

Pecker-whacker

Interchangable with wang-whacker, tallywhacker or bird chopping utensil, also might have been used like many other insults or rhyming insults.

Maybe after a very extensive observation period, I fear they might try to harm me tallywhacker with all these pecker-whackers with their pecker-whacking utensils. They have harmed my duck and now I have reason to believe they're sending the birds of prey level pecker-whacker dragoons.

by S'got"MostLike08TarotMagician" April 28, 2023