Net Banger

A person that is "gangster" or drilla on the internet but in real life they are the biggest cuck known to man and won't do a thing.

"100 of my boys VS 100 of your boys. One call and i'm active again. I'll stomp your head on the curb infront of your mum."
"Okay net banger"
"i'm a main offenda not a net banger"
"alr net banger

by NippleDick2000 September 17, 2025

Net-Spear

To look something up on the internet, To pluck a piece of information from the online ocean.

Johnny - Hey Alf, Who won the 1964 World Series Of Rooster Smashing?

Alf - I dont know, Let me Net-Spear it for you

by Ghost Bears June 22, 2011

.net choco

A .NET choco, frequently spotted in a Patagonia vest, is passionate about everything related to Azure. They treat their ThinkPad as a staple accessory and haven't refreshed their tech stack expertise since the year 2000.

Hey look at that .NET choco over there! Is this an Lenovo Thinkpad X?

by hauxi March 12, 2024

Catch It From The Net

When a player walks under the net to collect the ball after greatness has scored a jumpshot.

Catch it from the net profit.

by RUROL October 12, 2021

net server

Internet server;net server controls will automatically determine the browser that has requested the page

Exchangearchive is available on net server.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Net-Legend

A person who reached legendary status via the World Wide Web. Andrew Jackson a.k.a. DZK is a good example of this.

Joe: Yo, have you heard of DZK?

Mark: Yeah man, he's a total net-legend.

cewebrity

by Wencher August 13, 2009

Speli Net

Speli Net (verb):
/ˈspɛli nɛt/

To thoroughly clean and refresh a space until it meets the highest standards of cleanliness, order, and shine the Speli standards.

"After that deep clean, my kitchen is totally Speli Net!"

At Speli, we don’t just clean we Speli Net your space.

by Spelinet August 31, 2025