jesus

only way to heaven even if u dislike Him and this post
(probably because He stands for the truth and you dont)

Jesus is the judge! Have faith in His shed blood, so that you also have Him as the lawyer!

by HereComesDatSlav January 6, 2022

Jesus

also referred to as Jesus of Nazareth, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of God. Christianity regards Jesus as the awaited Messiaof the Old Testament and refers to him as Jesus Christ; The savior of all humanity; died for our sins to save us; son of Mary; son of our Lord

Jesus saved us from our signs by dying on the cross

by Mk.fts May 1, 2015

Jesus

Jesus (noun) is a Messiah like figure in Christianity and other religions. In popular culture, he can be either a zombie, a raptor, or a Jew.
The plural for more than one Jesus is Jesii.

'Jesus will save you!'
'No...Jesii will save you!'

by Haratac March 4, 2009

Jesus

A dumbass beaner that has no life and plays a shit game like fortnite 24/7

Jesus, stop playing fortnite and play a good game like fifa

by Mooky Piotr October 22, 2018

Jesus

Compassionate, fervent lover, friend of sinners, a shepherd to the lost, Father to the orphan, Healer to the broken, Son of the Living God. Jesus Christ is the only man that took YOUR sin and nailed it to the cross. Sin no longer has a hold on you because of Jesus's sacrifice. Jesus died for you knowing that you might not ever love Him back, but He knew YOU were worth it, so He GLADLY died for you and on the third day, Jesus rose in victory. He is a gentleman, he will not force you to do anything, but nothing you can do will separate you from his all consuming, never ending, LOVE. Jesus is ALIVE. Jesus is GOD.

Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do." Luke 23:24

by KAYNICSAN March 1, 2015

Jesus

A name used for many hispanics but besides that, Jesus is a very loving and charming man. He most likely has a big dong. As most latinos do. Jesus will steal your girl and he will make that girl feel like she's the luckiest women in the world.

Hey I thought she was dating Ben ?

No Jesus took her.

Damn I wish I was him

by TheDefinerOfKids February 11, 2019

jesus

A guy who probably never existed. Had a miraculous life and miraculous events at his death which nobody ever noticed until they were written down 30-60 years after the events

jesus follower: My jesus is the best attested person in human history
historian : cite the historical sources
jesus follower: *runs the other way*

by Samuraigamer June 26, 2015