Chris

That asshole that always plays a annoying song on a instrument mostly flute in your ear and makes you go deaf.

Chris plays song,

everyone else Shut the FUCK up Chris quit it with the fucking flute or I'll go deaf!

by Unknown mad music teacher December 10, 2019

Chris

If he's a wrestler he's most likely hot especially if he's from California, if he'll not a wrestler then he's most likely a stoner or a little shit

Chris is a real badass. Or Chris is a little dipshit.

by Everyone's favorite mat rat April 3, 2017

Chris

A toxic fuck stick who plays Blackbeard in high plat

Look at Chris being toxic, playing Blackbeard in plat what a shit

by Venixzzy October 11, 2018

Chris

An absolute mad polish kid. See him in the streets and you will dip. He has a massive fucking forehead as well as some gay ass hairline. Proper Polish G

Wanna go to the park not if Chris is there

by Jakoaooal December 15, 2019

CHRIS

wack and really gay loves sweet tea but also like bbc

he had bbc for dinner.chris is big dummy.chris is not loyal.

by gansterquotes June 28, 2019

Chris

Gay

Chris is gay

by Bigcockbradders January 15, 2020

Chris

The 69th reincarnation of christ. Chris is the type of person to say a joke that will cause your lungs to collapse. He is the bane of all simps and is a chick magnet. He is also the lord of time and space.

Boy1: I found my whole family dead this morning!
Boy2: They probably forgot to pray to the great Chris.

by Trainsandbutter October 6, 2020