turkish bath

a group of people shit in a bath tub and then force someone else's face in it

Gavin was bragging about the roofies he bought so us real men gave him a turkish bath, forced him to eat all the roofies. Definitely brought a whole new meaning to dirt nap when that fukker woke up

by wizard sleevens February 3, 2008

shit in the bath

Came into common use following a legendary drunken accident in the Donegal Gaeltacht.
An expression used to describe an unlucky, unlikely or unfortuneate event.

"The last train's just left, mate"
"Och,you're jokin, shit in the bath!"

by d'ye mind March 2, 2005

Flea Bath

A group of men form a standing circle in which a dog is the center. The men proceed to ejaculate simultaneously upon the dog.

You should have been there, we totally flea bathed all over Turk.

by jyzzmaster247 October 13, 2014

mexican bath

An alternative to bathing, the mexican bath is the act of completely saturating yourself with cheap cologne in an effort to cover up the smell of rice, beans, chili powder, and body odor. It is the sign of pure laziness (and a likely illegal immigrant). Also see "sweet nigger."

"Hey dude, I think I smell your odor. Are you going to take a shower?"

"Nah, I'll just take a mexican bath."

by matt steve josh November 1, 2006

whore's bath

the act of sponging yourself in the sink with your clothes on, aposed to getting into the shower.
traditionaly, using spit instead of water.

she took a whore's bath before she went out to do some tricks.

by deonee June 14, 2008

wood bath

Getting beat by a night stick or wooden club.

That guy pissed off that cop and he got a wood bath for it.

by molecule64 November 3, 2009

bath mat

Used to keep your feet warm and not for absorbing extra water.

Katie stop getting the bath mat wet from your shower.

by Riddle91rs May 28, 2016