Ur Anus

What i thought was a peepee but its the other end

A: Bro I just saw Ur anus last night!
B: ._______.
A: It was so cool!
B: Ok shut up now

by Alch3myX June 1, 2021

Anus clap

A newly discovered medical condition, this is when your anus somehow slaps itself so hard, it sounds like clapping. This is an STD.

Person #1: Awww, man! I got anus clap!
Person #2 Damn, that sucks dude.

by Fat boi2 October 2, 2018

Anus saxophone

A fart so musically tuned it has a similar sound to a saxophone.

This can be caused by:

1: Being able to play a musical instrument amazingly well.

2: Playing the sax while eating beans or sprouts.

Not many cases of this have been discovered as of yet.

"Ooh Christ I just made an anus saxophone! Jesus, what a smell! It's like tear gas! I'm going to be sick! Oh well, it sounds very nice."

by Boxyboxyman October 3, 2014

Week Anus

The name Weeks has been around for a long time, probable since caveman days. The memory span of a typical Weeks is 7 days. Many centuries ago using their well known Neanderthal talk one of their tribe, whilst hitting his wife with a club, descibed another tribe as " weaker an us". Over the years that has been shortened to Week anus
a name of which they are very proud.

He likes his week anus.

by Liverpool Lad July 9, 2010

Anus Gnome

When you have the need to take a huge shit but only a little bit comes out.

I was about to drop a huge deuce but it turned out to be an Anus Gnome

by Werycf October 30, 2018

busting anus

When you feel like your about to shart but then you do and no shit comes out.

I thought she was going to shart but she was just busting anus.

by Saltydong July 27, 2018

hairy anus

Nasty Bigfoot ape lookin ass

Yo I was at Alex’s house yesterday and he got out the shower and I saw his hairy anus in the reflection of the mirror. I was scarred for life after that day now I have PTSD

by Stinkyqueef January 28, 2018