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Thanos

Thanos is a mean bitch from infinity war
He killed my baby Peter Parker.
Thanos killed a lot of hoes
by Thanoshater June 24, 2018
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thanos (aka. the anus)

thanos (mostly known as the anus) is a pruple, big grape with nut sack chin. He has two beautiful daughters (i srsly dont understand how he has kids) and has a big rusty, basball mit. His mission is collect alllllll the beautiful pebbles so he can control the rock conventions he attends to. He is a horrible dad (considering he pulls one apart and kills the other for a pebble). he is T H E A N U S
"Hey, did you hear the new supervillian?"
"Oh yeaaaa huh, Isn't he thanos (aka. the anus)? he looks like a mishappen grape!"
"*gasp* i thought the same!!!
by deeb the mischievous May 21, 2019
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Thanos

This dude is a big wrinkly grape with a shiny glove and an obsession with coloured stones
Do you think Thanos will get the stones
by Mollyjadethemarvelwhore July 26, 2020
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Thanos

A large purple grape with a yeezy or ballsack for a chin and a gold sparkly oven mitt
Thanos: Give me the gemsssssss
by Yeet your mums feet May 4, 2019
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Thanos

Big fat purple nigga that killed spiderman.
“Thanos is a nigga
by Ironman dies in endgame April 30, 2019
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Thanos

Thanos is a smart, sexy guy coming from the beautiful country of Greece.He's passion is towards women and chasing good life.Thanos mostly he's appearance is on point and it is mandatory to combine it with a sexy beard.Thanos' goal is to chase a financial freedom and raise his status.But he tends to have a hate towards African people and calling them with different ways(negros,mauros,arapis) he thinks they are useless and have no reason to exist.Thanos is a machine during sex asserting his dominance towards women in order after the sex to send them in the kitchen to make him a sandwich.
First Guy: oh crap there is an arapis over there.
Second Guy:You better hide him because Thanos is going to clap him.
by ThBoiiiiii November 20, 2021
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thanos

a decaying raisin with a sparkly mitten.
oh no its thanos the grape monster!
by oofkid1234 June 5, 2019
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