7 second rodeo ride

You mount a girl you've only known for a little while from behind. Once you've established a rhythm, get a good grip then call her by the wrong name. If you can hang on for 7 seconds you get a score from the judges

Crazy 7 second rodeo ride last night after I called Amanda "Kayla." I held on though.

by Vulgarityispoetry December 2, 2017

Princess Fe Vhenylle Rodeo

Princess Fe Vhenylle Rodeo is the best person ever.

Princess Fe Vhenylle Rodeo is the best bestie ever. Princess Fe Vhenylle Rodeo is Funny and very gay.

by Urmommagayyz December 11, 2021

Upside down rodeo clown

While laying down with your head on the ground your feet are on the wall and then the girl gives you a blow job by turning around and then bending backwards

Last night L Dog got an upside down rodeo clown from KB's friend

by Sunshine 18 April 27, 2009

Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack

The act of doing a girl doggy style, slapping her and talking shit to make her angry, then grappling her like a vice all the while continuing to fuck her raw from behind. Then, pulling out, spitting on her back (pretending to have let loose the bazooka) further grabbing her head and forcing deep throat. Then, ejecting the bazooka in the throat and saying something funny triggering the white dragon. Then, BAM! punching her in the face, thus, completing the Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack.

"My girlfriend broke up with me as soon as I completed the Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack."

by Igorius Christo April 17, 2008

every time is his first rodeo

A phrase that highlights extreme persistent ignorance despite concerted efforts to educate an individual.

Can't believe Greg still doesn't get it - it's like every time is his first rodeo.

by Kat'O9 April 1, 2022

double reverse cowboy sex rodeo

sex when the girl is on top

my girl just asked me for me to let her do a double reverse cowboy sex rodeo

by Larry kingsh May 25, 2009

Rodeo

Now listen, rodeos are not filled with red necks, yeye’s and buckle bunnies. We’re professional and tend to flee away from those kind of disgusting humans, they really do make us look bad.
Some of the most popular events are barrel racing, bull riding, breakaway, tie down, etc. Now, here at the rodeos, we’re all one big ol family ol’son. Ain’t no punch around or name callin. Ya only see that with the city slickers, they’re real crazy ol’son.

In my opinion, rodeo is the most hard working and dangerous sport. Ya got 2 things to work on, you and the horse. Most buckle bunnies, yeye’s and rednecks tend to blame things on their horse, but if it’s them IT ALWAYS GONNA BE THE RIDERS FAULT. NOT THE HORSES GOD DAMNIT. Anyways, rodeo should be more appreciated. We work so hard and we really just want some light shown on us for once. So chief.... make it happen

Well dale yeah ol’son. Let’s head to the rodeo.

by yeyeol’son February 16, 2019