merge runner

A person who uses merge lanes to cut ahead of traffic.

I got cut off by a merge runner!

by MedivalTempo February 3, 2018

runner's whip

Runner's whip occurs when you are running but your dick be too long so it keeps whipping back and forth until you get bruises on your inner thighs.

Wife: Babe, what happened to your legs?
Me: Oh these bruises?
Wife: Yea
Me: Went for a run last night...
Wife: Oh no, did someone hit you?
Me: Nah bitch, it's runner's whip from my fat long dick!

by this_is_true February 13, 2018

runner upper

A “crew chief” that cannot fly with the aircraft that he’s supposed to be in charge of. A total loser, a stepping mat. A loser.

Look at that 15R over there, he’s such a runner upper. Don’t forget to salute your pilot!

by borinchulo December 18, 2020

Runner's Tumor

This is an extremely well-known phenomenon among the mentally gifted. Those who are more mentally capable than their peers have a larger than average tumor in their skull. This tumor, due to its size and maliciousness is capable of doing more damage to the prodigies' brains than the average person. This occurs when these individuals leave the safety of their bed and are exposed to overly dynamic activities such as running, jumping, or the horrible agony of HIIT. Therefore, experts advise these gifted individuals not to expose themselves to any of these dangers. Highly common symptoms of such a tumor are headaches and/or laziness developing during or after the individual commits the sin of performing any of the above-mentioned endeavors.

Oh for fuck's sake - said Einstein - my Runner's Tumor is trashing my brain again!

by breadakita December 21, 2020

Blade Runner

1. A film released at the year 1982. The plot follows Rick Deckard, a "blade runner", returns to his job for him to "retire" a group of replicants. Directed by Ridley Scott. Starring Harrison Ford as Deckard. It is also well-known for being a cult classic and it's 7 versions. A sequel, named Blade Runner 2049, was released on 2017. Starring Ryan Gosling in the lead role and Harrison Ford returning as Deckard.

2. A special police force that are assigned to "retire" (kill) replicants. They are similar to bounty hunters.

"That Blade Runner movie was so cool! I was so impressed at the visuals even it was made before."

by Mr. Vertigo November 13, 2021

The Marathon Runner

A sex position where you do a bump of cocaine off of your partner's ass and then fuck them doggy style.

Last night was crazy bro, I finally did The Marathon Runner with Jessica.

by Unicorn Brad October 27, 2021

Dirt runner

An aboriginal

"Go fetch me a dirt runner"

by Hookar July 20, 2021