Loaf Pinching

Verb: To shit

"HE'S GONNA BLOW!!!"

"He really needs to go loaf pinching"

by Tylerscott May 14, 2009

Pennsylvania Ass Loaf

You're having anal intercourse with a partner, and right before you ejaculate, you pull out, wrap your penis in a hot dog bun, and shove it back in. The resulting disaster is a Pennsylvania Ass Loaf.

Bob: Hey Ben, we're out of hot dog buns, where'd they all go?
Ben: Man, me and Dina were fuckin, and while I was poundin her in the bean pie, I pulled it out and gave her a Pennsylvania Ass Loaf. It was the shit!

by First Penguin April 1, 2008

BEAST-loaf

A semi-acronym for a particular type of processed sandwich loaf, in this case, Brain, Eyeball, Anus, Snout, and Tail loaf. *Deluxe* BEAST-loaf costs a little more and is made up of: Brain, Eyeball, Anus, Snout, and *Titty*.

At Arkansas wedding receptions they typically serve Moon Pies and BEAST-loaf sandwiches.

by The Grottomaster May 10, 2011

i loaf chu

I love you

I loaf chu

by Random Definitionz August 28, 2016

i loaf you

I like you as a friend

Me: I loaf you besfren<3
You: i loaf you too bestieee <3

by bakugos_angerissues January 9, 2021

Pure Loaf Plug

Also referred to as (PLP)
A bowel movement so vast that it clogs a toilet without the aid of toilet paper. Considered a prestigious achievement by those in fecal-centric communities. For a PLP to be confirmed the toilet must be flushed before you sit to ensure the line is clear, and has to be performed in a standard flow toilet (not a low flow water saving toilet) and most importantly no toilet paper can be in the bowl.

Tim has 7 confirmed Pure Loaf Plugs in his career. He nearly had 8 but he forget the Pre-flush because it was an emergency.

by Ders the defiler October 22, 2019

Meat loaf plate

A plate made entirely out of meat loaf. Very feasible and functional.

Chris loves to order a large meat loaf plate

by Derek1224679535 June 5, 2011