covid paunch

That 8–10 pounds you put on over the year+ of eating large amounts of comfort food during covid isolation.

"I have a covid paunch. It will surely go away when I resolve to discipline my food intake."

by Hafizullah July 13, 2021

covid fro

Hair style after not being cut for weeks because of COVID 19.

I was going to go to the store but my Covid Fro is out of control!

by dade7117 March 28, 2020

covid jab

This refers to the covid shot that U.S. president Biden is trying to make mandatory for U.S. citizens because as he put it " He's lost patients with the American people". Does anyone really know what's in the shot? Maybe cancer?

Thanks president Biden now thousands of U.S. citizens that don't want the covid jab have to worry about loosing their jobs. I guess the front line workers who have natural immunity or have had covid don't mean shit anymore. Come on U.S. Supreme court do the right thing and make it unconstitutional. Watch YouTube video " Sen. Ron Johnson with families on adverse reactions to covid vaccine".

by jimmybomm September 23, 2021

COVID ConcernGram

Avalanche of concern-troll emails from companies looking to cover they asses

George checked his morning email with a cup of coffee in-hand when a sanguinely worded email came in from TripAdvisor warning him to stay safe. "Oh jeez *another* COVID ConcernGram? my in-box can't handle any more of those!"

by Uncle Joosie March 14, 2020

Covid Bush

An extra hairy vagina that a woman normally wouldn’t have but grew during the covid pandemic

Hey Luis I smashed my girlfriend for the first time in over a year. I needed a pair of garden shears to get through her covid Bush.

by Critter99 May 31, 2021

Covid-Catfish

A man or woman who appears attractive until the mask comes off.

I asked this dude out, but he turned out to be a covid-catfish and when his mask came off I just couldn't even...

by GoddM October 11, 2020

COVID-19

Hell

COVID-19 caused what would normally be a good year to just be total crud

by ScienceDude23 November 24, 2020