Beanie Bastard

These little fuckers are kind of like hipsters but they’re not. One could say that they are a little confused all they know is that they like the way beanies look so for some dumbass reason so they keep wearing them. Now they are not really hipsters because they are not organic and they don't really fuck with macha. THEY CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS GOD LOVING HIGH SCHOOL BOYS that look like they grow yeast for their kombucha in their room. So just imagine a regular, masturbating, nasty boy that fucks really hard with beanies.

MY VAGINA IS ALWAYS DRY AS LISAS PIE WHENEVER I SEE A BEANIE BASTARD.

by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022

Stuborn bastard

A person who can’t admit that they are wrong even when the fat bastard knows that their fat arse is completely bull shitting

Norr you stuborn bastard (secretly love it tho )

by Hmonny June 11, 2021

bastard rule

Used to settle a shotgun dispute, called by the driver. Challenging parties then fight, winner takes shotgun, loser gets the back seat.

Passenger 1: Shotgun!
Passenger 2: Bullshit I called it!
Passenger 1: Fuck off!
Driver: BASTARD RULE!!!

by Robbo351 December 6, 2006

Greasy bastard

A greasy bastard is one who lives with you but avoids you, is greasy as fuck and enjoys to suck the dick of his "cool" friends

A$aptvrd- what greasy bastard left this giant pizza box in the fridge with only one slice

Baraty- I think it was that greasy batard joe

Ell Dog Malone- yea the greasy bastard is at Benedictine chuggin' Schlong and just left it in the fridge

by P1mpDaddyJick February 28, 2017

Whore's Bastard

Father unknown to you or your Mother

When you are so angry with someone and you want them to go away.

Go to fuck you whore's bastard!

by Real Lady October 16, 2008

evil bastard

Typical selfless asshole who thinks of no other feelings than their own

That evil bastard just left me there

by Sabrinaswords May 8, 2018

Flavor Bastard

1: A person who uses to much of one condiment on a wide variety of food.
2: Someone who condemns you about what kind of condiment or seasoning you put on your food.
3: A person who is fatherless and of mixed race that does not know the ethnicity of their father.

Example 1- Person A: I love ranch dressing, I put it on all my foods. Person B: You flavor bastard

Example 2- Person A: Why are you putting so much pepper on your popcorn? Person B: Why are you being such a flavor bastard?
Example 3- Person A: Are you Black Chinese or Black Japanese? Person B: Don't know, I'm a flavor bastard.

by Cha0s0rder October 1, 2013