Premature Termination

A most unfortunate phenomenon among public transport systems in congested cities all over the world in which a bus journey, for example, spontaneously ends before its scheduled termination point, forcing the passengers to find an alternative route to their destination. This causes frustration among the passengers which may result in verbal complaints directed at no one in particular, physical altercations with the transport operator who had no say in the matter to begin with, or, in the UK's case, no verbal or physical reactions at all, but rather a subtle, passive-aggressive tension, created and felt by each individual who reluctantly steps off of the vehicle, which is held in for the remainder of the workday, thereby making it worse than it would have been already, spiralling the already bleak Brit further into the abyss of their own depressive essence.

Transport announcement of the premature termination: "Bus 220 to Wandsworth... the destination of this bus has changed... Putney Bridge Station - this bus terminates here."
Literally every passenger on the bus who is now late for work: "**silently, frustratingly contemplates suicide**"

by formula1reviews March 26, 2018

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Reverse Terminator

The act of retrieving your chain-mail glove after analy fisting someone.

Oh man, I was so embarrassed last night I had to Reverse Terminator my Tinder date

by BB & HB August 2, 2019

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The Terminator

The act of a woman on her period positioning her body at a 45 degree angle pointing her vagina towards the ceiling. She then stays there allowing the period blood drip to down until it is covering her butthole. She then proceeds to fart making a sweet wet gelatinous sound which fills the air with the smell of iron.

Girl 1: “Hey I heard you were on your period have you ever done The Terminator?”
Girl 2: “No, what’s The Terminator”
Girl 1: “Oh it’s a period blood covered fart”
Girl 1: “Pretty cool right?”

by Sir.MangoIII April 26, 2020

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