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Stupid asses ruined the site fuck teenagers their generation fuck everything they enjoy they deserve torture I wish Micheal Myers was a real guy I would vote him into office.
by Themanthemaster41968 March 2, 2023
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teenager

v. when a teen is being “moody” because they are suffering (overstimulated, depressed, etc) and adults blame puberty because that’s easier than addressing the core issue
Parents are quick to teenager their children.
by Howlongcanthesepseudonymsbe? January 4, 2025
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Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman

A euphemism for when AUNT FLO comes to visit. You might use this to describe someone for whom the RED SEA HAS PARTED. Someone with a RED BADGE OF COURAGE who cries an ocean when Carl Wheezer gets rejected by his favorite llama.
I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.

Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society

Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.
by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024
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baltimore teenagers

baltimore teenagers are:
•guys asking for nudes every night from monday-thursday
•hunt valley on friday night
•jdance saturday night
•towson mall all day sunday
by yo123yo January 17, 2018
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colombian teenage boy

a guy who will make you think you are the one he wants when in reality you are one of the many girls he hooks up with and lies to
by whiwhdjdid April 8, 2024
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Teenager

Either:
-A girl who only cares about fashion.
-A boy who only cares about girls.
-A girl who wants to die.
-A boy who wants to die.
I am a teenager. Therefore, I am depressed all the time.
by Depressed4life September 23, 2021
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Teenager

A person between a child and an adult. A teenager is often desrcibed as wild bc they make wild parties where they get drunk but in the morning, they have a hang over.
Teenager: LET'S PARTYYYY!!!!! WHOOP WHOOP!
by CrazyGay April 7, 2019
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