couch touch

Someone either having a fetish for couches or going to touch themselves while on a couch.

Bob decided it was a quiet night in the house.. so he was going to go couch touch.

by CusIcan December 12, 2013

touch of gray

when a person of the male origin has a streak of gray in his hair which makes him overconfident

did you just see that guy with the touch of gray?
yeah he just hit on like three girls in a row!

by sillynilly321321 May 27, 2011

wennis touch

A awesome handshake that only cool people know

I smacked your mom the she gave me a wennis touch

by Detectiveatyourservice March 8, 2019

Touching tents

When two straight men have a boner (aka have pitched a tent) for the same topic (e.g. software, vehicles, workouts, etc.) and begin to have an enthusiastic conversation (standing face to face) that could go on for hours.

Wow, Dan and Tony have been talking about programming in the kitchen for over an hour. I think they're pretty much touching tents by now.

by I am healthy and literate October 2, 2016

Trumps touch

When you fuck up everything you touch.
The opposite of Midas touch.

He can't seem to be successful at any of his businesses. He has the Trumps touch.

by Zariza January 31, 2020

Persuasive Touch

The act of persuading somebody to do what you want, usually to accompany you somewhere, via a forceful choke or headlock.

"You better come with me, otherwise I may have to persuasive touch you"
"Oh hell no I'm comin my nibba"

by FriendRuin June 7, 2018

touch white

its like knock on wood but not some racist Virginia shit

I think I got knocked up by a black man touch white

by Virginia Chelsea August 18, 2017