Stoner 1: How do you smoke?
Stoner 2: I smoke leaves and woods.
Stoner 1: Like a leaf off the ground? o.O
Stoner 2: Nah like a tobacco leaf you probably a Fed.
Stoner 2: I smoke leaves and woods.
Stoner 1: Like a leaf off the ground? o.O
Stoner 2: Nah like a tobacco leaf you probably a Fed.
by LegalizeIT420 December 6, 2020
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person 1 : hey who was that person that walked by, they’re stunning with they’re blond hair and blue eyes. i wish i were like them.
me : it’s leaf
them : how do you know
me : it’s leaf
me : it’s leaf
them : how do you know
me : it’s leaf
by rain ily leaf December 10, 2020
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“No I heard they got chlamydia”
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“No I heard they got chlamydia”
“Damn that’s totally opposite of poggers”
by Leaf tea December 25, 2020
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Person 2: no I heard leaf got an std
Person 1: oh no thats totally not poggers
Person 2: no I heard leaf got an std
Person 1: oh no thats totally not poggers
by Leaf tea December 25, 2020
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by Professional science dude November 4, 2021
Get the leaf mug.*One* person that really likes mushrooms and likes the name Leaf On A String. Admin for Kenstagator (Google him) and his discord server GEN. Commonly shortened to Leafy. Not dating Ken!
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