gutter pizza

Imagine opening the pizza box to find a chaotic scene: the once perfectly round pizza is now a mess, all squished to one side, as if it had a run-in with a wild gust of wind. Toppings cling desperately to the edges, cheese cascading over the lip of the crust like a cheesy waterfall, while sauce streaks across the cardboard like a colorful abstract painting.
This is known as a gutter pizza as the person picking up the pizza tripped on the carpark gutter when exiting the pizza shop causing the pizza box to hit the ground.

Bloody rizza delivered a few gutter pizzas after he stacked outside the pizza shop

by Str8rippinpro April 24, 2024

Gutter munted

To be so intoxicated that all motor contol ceases and you end up passing out. Typically occurring on the roadside, footpath, or public park.

Barnaby was properly gutter munted last Wednesday

by Scarbs73 February 11, 2024

cloudy gutter

Head in the clouds, dick in the gutter

she sent me titties and I immediately entered the cloudy gutter

by emerald666 November 18, 2022

Gutter Nurse

Typically, a women who works as a nurse but also parties and stays out late until the wee hours of the night. Substance abuse and affairs would be considered normal behaviour for a gutter nurse.

Jolene came back to my house last night at 3am and when to work at 6, pretty sure she’s a gutter nurse.

by HaroldWilliams69 October 18, 2025

Gutter Mouth

Someone with really messed up teeth

I was watching anchorman and realized that Will Ferrell has a gutter mouth.

by brandstan02 December 25, 2021

Gutter Penis

A penis that is found in or around a gutter.

Stacy picked up the gutter penis and proceeded to put it in her mouth.

by WileyLouis November 12, 2012

Gutterize

V. To bring a conversation down to its lowest ethical denominator.

Polititicians quickly gutterize the political dialogue.

by themelenorianwordsmith May 11, 2018