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pork goblin

A Pork Goblin is a female whom loves Penis. She usually is in the weight range of 155-190lbs, and is short. However there are Pork Golbins that don’t necessarily fit this description.
Bro she’s such a Pork Goblin she sucked a dude off for a cheeseburger!
by Churc1070 December 21, 2019
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Shoblin Goblin

Shoblin Goblins are mythical creatures that prey on the cereal supply in people's houses. It is well known that their favorite meal is corn flakes. Although typically nocturnal, Shoblin Goblins have been known to occasionally camp outside Walmart Supercenters waiting for people to exit with corn flakes in their shopping carts. Their primary form of attack is breaking into homes and rolling up to the foot of a person's bed, before screaming "Gimmie all your corn flakes bitch" and flailing around. If a person makes eye contact with a Shoblin Goblin at night, they enter a form of sleep paralysis and proceed to shit and piss themselves at the same time. To make the situation worse, they have to powerlessly watch as the Shoblin Goblin tears apart their pantries in search of corn flakes. Shoblin Goblins are short in stature, and relatively passive unless corn flakes are involved. Their voices are said to sound like Golem from lord of the rings but more congested. In the event that you are faced with a Shoblin Goblin, it is important to remember to call your resident Shleeble warrior to come kill it.
Did you hear what happened to Demetrius the other day?! He got jumped by a Shoblin Goblin and might not ever eat a box of cornflakes again!
by Cheeble November 21, 2020
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girth goblin

A short man with an absolute tree trunk of a cock.
Danny Devito might seem small in stature, but below the waist, he's definitely a girth goblin.
by Rokia Lee March 9, 2020
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goblin moon

A very spiteful showing of a posterior, specifically belonging to a goblin.
Charface Charlie spitefully showed his goblin moon to the snobby harbor master.
by AlemCato July 21, 2020
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Goblin cult

a group of weird strangers becoming a family
by Gmar September 15, 2019
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Chat goblins

People who on group chat talk with each other often ignoring the rest of the group, mostly talking with emojis.
-They are so annoying
-Yeah they are such Chat goblins
by Sum ok m8 December 1, 2017
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Goblin stomp

When a real man shows odjection by dancing and thrashing to an unjust finger placement
Touch his backside again and Brandon will do the goblin stomp for half price
by Goblin stomppers for sale September 2, 2017
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