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Muff Tea

A warm hearty beverage made of juices from the female genitalia. Usually consumed with milk and sugar.
A) Hey can I get you a drink? Tea? Coffee? Hot Chocolate? Muff tea?

B) Muff tea would be great

A) How do you take it?

B) Milk, 2 sugars.. thanks
by teasipper87 November 6, 2011
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No Tea December

A challenge for girls:
You are not allowed to spill the tea/gossip about other people.
You can write down what you want to tell your friends, but you are not allowed to actually tell them until it is January 1st
person 1: omg have you heard what Katie did last weekend? I hate her
person 2: sorry, it is No Tea December, tell me on January 1st
person 1: oh I understand
by idontlikevscogirla November 9, 2019
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Knacker Tea

The first piss of the morning, as its been brewing most of the night
Morning love i'm just gonna have a knacker tea.
by dekkamsn July 16, 2016
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pooberry tea

1. a type of tea made from pooberries, tastes like poo

2. a child friendly way to say puberty (poo = pu, berry = ber, tea = ty)
Grace: Hi, what drinks do you have?
Piece of poo: Would you like some pooberry tea? I made it out of myself!!
by your local anime girl November 9, 2020
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Tea Flag

When your sack has reach 40+ years of age & able to stretch & cover your wife's face.
My wife would not shut up so I tea flagged that bitch!
by Fsububbles & Scott Daddt November 23, 2017
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Disco Tea

The Disco tea is a phrase used when a person is having a cup of tea before going out clubbing.

The Disco tea can have many variants, some of these are:
- Vodka Shots (be it the 3€ variety or grey goose, your choose)
- Schnapps (any flavour you like)
- Pretty much any alcoholic drink

You also could have some 'sprinkles' in your disco tea, this is were it gets fun, anything you want can be sprinkles but MDMA is the best.
Matt - Anyone for a disco tea ?
Rob - yes please 2 sugars, vodka shot and sprinkles
Paul - yes please, its my bday fuck it i'll have the same as rob
James - please, just sprinkles for me
by BIG RED October 4, 2012
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rich-tea

What's one better than a legend, a rich-tea. Someone who knows what they want, and has the passion and drive to do out there and get the damn thing. Generally mild-tempered, but not someone you'd want to mess with.
Origin: Ballincollig, Cork, Ireland
That lad, he's a rich-tea type of guy.
by brownemint December 2, 2021
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