Templona

(Noun) An individual who is constantly engaging in sexual activity throughout the day, often under the influence of Templex.

That guy is such a templona, he leaves everyday at the same time and is always with someone new!

by Templation Nation December 7, 2011

template person

A Template person is one who only knows how to run by the rule book.

A Template person in a Project manager role would be the one who would write template emails, ask a specific set of questions, use a limited set of phrases and act like a project manager but provide no real value.

Carol : Hi guys, are we on track for the project? I need to send status updates to stake holders. Let me know if you need to setup a meeting and I will get one on the calendar. We are really over budget and I am really getting nervous. We need to make sure client is happy.

Aaron: You sound like a template person!!

by BlackSaturn007 March 17, 2014

Tesla whore

Women who think they will be buying a Tesla soon when they have no authentic means to do so

No, girl, she's a Tesla whore cuz she not gettin' paid this semester.

by Not a German name August 22, 2017

tesla class

Suburban or urban upper middle class with liberal or Democratic views. They have $100,000 to spend on a car that is just as good as a $20,000 Tesla because they're saving the environment or just because they made a killing on Bitcoin (but not enough to be in the Lambo class).

Becky is so Tesla class.

by tnebula January 25, 2020

Temilayo

An extremely sexy male human with unbelievably high metabolism.
is always hungry. For some reason he is chill af.

Temilayo is the guy everyone wants.

by Bre_ad January 4, 2022

Tesla

A modern-day cult led by the enigmatic Elon Musk. This company, worshipped by its fanboys and fangirls, is hailed as the savior of the automotive industry with its electric vehicles. While Tesla enthusiasts obsess over the sleek designs and futuristic features, skeptics argue that the company's grand promises often fall short. With never-ending production delays, quality control issues, and a knack for overpromising and underdelivering, Tesla has perfected the art of capturing headlines while struggling to turn a consistent profit. But hey, at least the cult followers get to brag about their eco-friendly status while their wallets slowly drain in the pursuit of being part of the "Tesla revolution."

Person A: "Hey, have you heard about the latest Tesla Model XYZ3S? It's supposed to have self-driving capabilities and can fly to the moon!"

Person B: "Oh, you mean the overhyped toy for the tech-obsessed elite? Yeah, I've heard of it. I heard it also comes with a built-in unicorn detector and a coffee maker that brews sparkles and glitter. Only Elon Musk could convince people to pay a fortune for a car that spends more time in the fucking shop than on the road. But hey, at least you can show off your 'green' status while waiting for the next software update to fix the 100th bug. Who needs reliability and common sense when you can have a Tesla?"

"If you though Prius drivers were bad, wait until you see the average Tesla driver"

by Untalented14YearOld May 15, 2023

Shirley Templed

To be Shirley Templed is to be it at great speed and force by an object in the temple. Be it a bullet or a tomahawk, its fair game!

Derived from the term Templed and named after the lollipop lamenting child star of the thirties.

Usually sung in conjuction with the line "'Cus I love you" from the song 'Why' by Anthony Newley

(Steve walks warily down the street)
(Steve gets tomahawked)
Freind: Shirley Templed! Cus I love you!

by Gareth No.1 July 4, 2009