jason statham

an ultimate badass. unstoppable in every instance. one who can kick your ass with his eyes closed. one who fears nothing and pwns everything. its simple enough, if you fight jason statham you lose. show me an army and you will show me a thousand victims of a jason statham ass-kicking. CHUCK NORRIS PRAYS TO JASON STATHAM BEFORE GOING TO BED.

i pray to the father, the son, the holy spirit, and the father's father, jason statham. please watch over me.

the people who say this prayer never die...

by mr. bradley March 2, 2011

Strathclyde Student

A Strathclyde Student is basically an Edinburgh student, only worse. At least with Edinburgh students you get highly intellectual and minted people. With Strathclyde students they just think they are and you still get the full flow of cunt off them.

For example : you see a person come out of Primark. Then laugh at someone else coming out of Primark and pissing in their bag. Defintely a Strathclyde Student.

by JustASimpleGuy August 30, 2016

strat

short for your shitty dodge stratus.. giving nick name makes it seem that musc less shitty...

" Let's go to Ihop."
" okay we'll take the strat."

by cosmic_charlie January 30, 2008

stathopoulos

malakas

O ioannis einas malakas

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

St Pats Strathfield

Pretty much just a homebrand Oakhill College, but you pay more to go there...

90% of students are wogs, the other 10% are bogans

OHC kid 1: Who you playing in Rugby this weekend?
OHC kid 2: Those bloody wogs from St Pats Strathfield

by St Pats scum January 21, 2019

stratastrophe

To follow any advice given to you by gay Vice-President Raz

When I followed the link to lemonparty it turned into a serious stratastrophe.

by Dullorb February 27, 2004

straht

(adj.) to show satisfaction

slang of straight or it's straight

usually expressed when you're ok with a situation despite something bad happening

the louder or more aggressive you say it, the more happiness you show

"dude i'm pretty sure i only got a $20, can i pay you back the rest later?"

"....straht"

"oh SHIT! i forgot i found that $100 dollar bill you dropped earlier, here"

"STRAHT!"

by Barnaby Boss Dog January 13, 2009