mee-shelled

Getting your fringe ruined by a hairdresser.

I went to get my hair done and they've mee-shelled me.

by Jammin35 May 10, 2018

LAUZ STEELE

who the fuck is Lauren Steele anyway HUH. has a junkie mom alter ego and lives the most luxury lifestyle consisting of koka noodles and gucci shoes. loves a new purchase on pretty little thing and loves a good layer of cocoa brown fake tan. such an organised whore and likes to piss off dora by endlessly cracking herback in class. is secretly hiding a little leprechaun who helps improve her irish accent. has little pet names for her friends which are lowkey cute and creepy. loves her own reflection and has lucid dreams where she chops her hair off. she becomes one hell of a party animal and loves any opportunity to drink a can of soop and is honestly the best person to get pished with.and i think she will be going to an insane aslyum in her near future.

" whoa kellyanne your looking like LAUZ STEELE "
" what do you mean rebecca?"
" well your looking very pretty but.... "
"BUT WHAT REBECCA"
"you look like your going criminally insane"
"oh well thanks"
" your welcome kellyanne"

by Peekaboo2$rawr December 6, 2018

Toe stealer

A person who steals toes and never gives them back

This ngey stole my toes while i was sleeping i took him to court for being a toe stealer

by Offers May 31, 2019

Nichole Sellers

A beautiful goddess. She will do anything for anyone. She will cast you under her spell and you’ll never stop thinking about her. Anyone who comes in contact with her, falls in love. Head over heals.

Man #1: Do you know Nichole Sellers?
Man #2: Yeah I’m so in love with her!
Man #1: NO I AM!

by Youdabomb.com March 24, 2019

pittsburg steeler

When your banging a girl and she's about to cum, you get up quick and steal her purse and leave.

I've just been pittsburg steelered! Thief!

by kablowme September 18, 2020

Whoever smelled it, dealt it

n. An effective Covid-19 contact tracing method, that became popular after Trump Campaign lawyer Jenna Ellis, who sat right next to an incessantly flatulent Rudy Giuliani during a 2020 election hearing at Michigan, contracted the coronavirus a few days after Giuliani tested positive for the same. The broadcast of the hearing shows how Rudy kept farting time and again throughout the entire hearing process and Ellis, who sat right next to him, mask-less, kept on smelling those obnoxious farts the entire time. Several sources now claim that the experts have ascertained this lethal exposure to the deadly gas leakage as the very source of Ellis’s covid infection.

It seems that it was Rudy who gave Jenna covid, not the White House party, because as you know, whoever smelled it, dealt it.

by Hubba Shyamal December 9, 2020

Abby Steele

Abby Steele is one of the most amazing, beautiful people on the planet, she’s a very talented person and is incredibly funny, kind and will brighten your day! Abby has a great ass that has all the boys going crazy.

Person: “do you know Abby Steele?”
Other person: “that bitch is going to be fucking famous. Ofcourse I know her

by Robbertdowneyjrismydad January 2, 2021